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Joe Jones

Also know sometimes as Mr.Poop or Mr. Softee, a man with a broken weewee who likes to take gay mexican mustache rides. Joe Jones is a guy who comes out out of the closet pretending he didn’t know he was gay this whole time. He will poop in a shirt and leave it at your doorstep. He drinks a drink called fay Joe so you know he is really super flamboyantly fay with 5 boyfriends.
You know how gay you are ? Joe Jones gay. You’re like indiana Jones but more gay… Joe Jones.
by Gay Matt February 28, 2023
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Matt Jones

Matt jones is a very inmature guy, he is known for the being the most annoying kid in school and he is a very skinny guy, who gets swung around when ever he gets in a fight, hes the bitch of every school. hes the type of guy to care for you when your helping him, and only then.
Teenager : Are you that little bitch everyone talks about

Matt Jones: Shut up I fucked your mom

Teenager : say that one more time

Matt Jones: Im sorry, im your bitch
by Factual fate September 12, 2022
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Osmosis Jones

Haha funny blood cell movie

Why are the white blood cells blue colored tho ;-; Mf looks like elemental water dude
osmosis Jones is a movie made by Warner Bros in 2001 and it is one of the best movies ever. Osmosis Jones also has a series called "ozzy&drix" and it's an absolute damn feverdream
by ItsTheNatShack August 18, 2023
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Kirby Jones

Kirby Jones is a really cute guy who will give you butterflies whenever you see him. He’s the type of guy who has unlimited confidence, it’s like he’s scared of nothing, he’s also the type of guy who would be really good to date, he’ll be a really good/loyal boyfriend and will be kinda overprotective. He’s also a goofy kinda guy who has a lot of friends, he also has a bit of a sensitive side but he’s loves being outdoors and love to rock climb. He also has a lot of muscle.
That guy over there look really cool

Oh yeah that’s Kirby jones, the really cute and sting guy
by Fluff butt06 March 29, 2022
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Lauren Jones

Lauren Jones is a cheeky girl, she is the founder of the Shrewsbury gang. She is VERY active on Instagram
We love Lauren.

We worship Lauren.
by squiddle May 22, 2024
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have a jones for

To have a desire or craving for, to be addicted to (something or someone)
Addicts have a Jones for their drug or habit of choice. Some sports junkies have a Jones for baseball, others football, and still others cannot get enough NASCAR; some simply have a jones for ESPN and whatever is being shown at the moment.
by Evaristo December 10, 2024
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