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peruvian pipe cleaner

Making an incision on the largest vein of a raging phallus and having another male that knows you fill it with his liquids and then proceeds to staple it closed
'Why is Jay crying?' "Oh because a shopkeeper forced him into a peruvian pipe cleaner"
by cocklovingplumber72 January 22, 2025
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Piping Designer

Piping refers to piping design, the detailed specification of the physical piping layout within a process plant or commercial building.

In earlier days, this was called drafting, technical drawing, engineering drawing, and design, but is today commonly performed by designers that have learned to use automated computer-aided drawing or computer-aided design (CAD) software.

This technical trade and undisputed art form exists so that:

The leader of all Pipies

Piping Engineers can Stress
Fitters can Fit
Welders can Weld

The absolute glue and driving force of any exceptional engineering team
"That piping designer is an absolute weapon he absolutely deserves that Ferrari and all those women that are constantly throwing themselves at him"
"Our company would not be where it is today without the long legacy of exceptional piping design legends that have resided within and developed such an outstanding reputation"
"There is absolutely no way that any sensible engineering manager would undermine or undervalue the piping design team"
"That Piper is worth more than he is paid"
"An experienced Piping designer is priceless and cannot be outsourced"
by Quick a Piper is coming July 8, 2017
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Fart Pipe

A person's anal cavity that has been so stretched out by anal penetration that when the person farts it comes out it sounds like the breeze coming by.
After I fucked Jaylyn last night she was a fart pipe.
by kingkeizer April 21, 2018
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nuclear pipe bomb

electronic cigarettes.

the bigger the better

smokable and goes bang.
a nuclear pipe bomb exloded in my pocket, thank god i was wearing armor.
by Cody5050 January 12, 2021
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Eskimo Pipe Slider

When a person shits into an ice luge while a person receives said shit in mouth or on face.
Robby gave Janice an eskimo pipe slider at the New Years Eve party last night.
by Jonnny Dogooder December 8, 2011
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Crack Pipe

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
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Louisiana crack pipe

when a male has an erect penis and bends it down while the female is on her back with her vagina facing up. the male then does squats into the female.
by mr chichi May 5, 2010
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