by Hellobello July 5, 2014

River weed refers to cannabis which has been inadvertently brought into a river, lake or any large body of water, making it incredibly soggy. Even after drying the weed out, it still tastes like shit.
The phrase "dirty old river weed" may be a vague throwback at the phrase "dirty old foot hash."
The phrase "dirty old river weed" may be a vague throwback at the phrase "dirty old foot hash."
by milk salad August 18, 2010

A secret seasoning commonly available at many of Charlotte NC's greatest cuisines. Obviously, it is not actually dill weed or dill seed; yet, an old dill weed/dill seed container is used to house the seasoning. The custom of using a generic spice container to house a secert seasoning recipe was first observed at a Jewish barbecue brisket shop in the early 60s. The owner would confuse patrons by placing the seasoning in a used random spice container as a matter of gimmick, confusion, and secrecy. You never really knew what you were getting, but it was always great.
This practice was adopted over the years and is now a family favorite custom in the Charlotte area. You can even witness dill weed competitions in the summer months in which cooks from around the surrounding counties will bring their tastiest concoctions housed in "dill weed" conainers and face off in a southern style spice showdown. Categories are in kosher and non kosher seasoned meat and fries.
This practice was adopted over the years and is now a family favorite custom in the Charlotte area. You can even witness dill weed competitions in the summer months in which cooks from around the surrounding counties will bring their tastiest concoctions housed in "dill weed" conainers and face off in a southern style spice showdown. Categories are in kosher and non kosher seasoned meat and fries.
by Mitch Grewat July 2, 2009

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

Verb:
1:Shoving a spliff up someones anus, lighting it, flipping it round so that the lit end is now in the persons anus an attempting to smoke it. Often played as a game to see who can have the most drags before it goes out. The person who puts the spliff is called the whiff master
1:Shoving a spliff up someones anus, lighting it, flipping it round so that the lit end is now in the persons anus an attempting to smoke it. Often played as a game to see who can have the most drags before it goes out. The person who puts the spliff is called the whiff master
by cutmybumcheeks December 7, 2017

It is a special girl you choose to smoke with you over any girl, sister, other friends, gf or whatever. Its a high honor! lol
Excuse the pun ;)
Excuse the pun ;)
Woman:hey honey! Would you like to smoke some weed with me?
Man:nahh baby, I got a girl for that, yah know my "weed smoke girl"
Man:nahh baby, I got a girl for that, yah know my "weed smoke girl"
by terrific tiger January 3, 2012

Essentialy an unsually aggressive Tumble Weed.
Indigenous to rural America, the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed has a larger mass than its Tumble Weed counterpart and is capable of travelling at higher speeds.
The kinetic energy produced by the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed is unprecedented. Small to medium sized farm arnimals are particularly at risk as they become entangled in Rumble-bumble-tumble-weeds complex knottyness.
Typically after being subjected to a violent onslaught victims are usually found dead on the rooftops of buildings up to five miles away.
Sometimes animals are found without their skins, and sometimes much much worse...
Indigenous to rural America, the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed has a larger mass than its Tumble Weed counterpart and is capable of travelling at higher speeds.
The kinetic energy produced by the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed is unprecedented. Small to medium sized farm arnimals are particularly at risk as they become entangled in Rumble-bumble-tumble-weeds complex knottyness.
Typically after being subjected to a violent onslaught victims are usually found dead on the rooftops of buildings up to five miles away.
Sometimes animals are found without their skins, and sometimes much much worse...
Person A:
I have dead animals on the roof of my house. Why?
Person B:
Hmm ok... Are the animals intact?
Person A:
The chickens look fine, the pigs and the cow have no legs and no faces.
Person B:
Hmm. Was it windy last night?
Person A:
Yes. Very.
Person B:
Ah ha!
Person A:
What?
Person B:
Twas the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed!
I have dead animals on the roof of my house. Why?
Person B:
Hmm ok... Are the animals intact?
Person A:
The chickens look fine, the pigs and the cow have no legs and no faces.
Person B:
Hmm. Was it windy last night?
Person A:
Yes. Very.
Person B:
Ah ha!
Person A:
What?
Person B:
Twas the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed!
by PsuedoPhilosopher October 27, 2011
