When you invite a gay midget to Thanksgiving and indicate which guest’s dick he’s supposed to suck by placing a lit votive under the chair of said “getter” of the fellatio.
I had the weirdest thanksgiving experience yesterday. There was a game called Turkey Day votive and basically they hired a midget to suck a random guest’s dick. It was crazy but I really enjoyed the BJ.
by Scotty Nice November 29, 2024
I put the turkey in the freezer before coming here
Honey, we better get home so we can put the turkey in the freezer.
Honey, we better get home so we can put the turkey in the freezer.
by TurkeyFreeze2016 August 28, 2016
a turkey girl is a person who screams at turkeys for no apparent reason or a person who the turkeys have accepted as one of their own.
by K Marie B January 18, 2021
The action of dropping the toilet breaking, body shaking, earth quaking dookeridoo that inevitably follows Thanksgiving dinner.
"Don't worry, Joe, eat as much as you can! I bought a bulk pack of extra soft TP to help avoid any anal fissures once we're all turkey-blasted." said Janice before beginning the annual family Thanksgiving dinning experience.
by KarensRntUs September 15, 2020
Joe Santagato: Yo danny! You know the hot chick from the bar? She Turkey blasted me!
Danny: Holy shit man. Thats tight as fuck!!
Danny: Holy shit man. Thats tight as fuck!!
by Sesh Panda May 20, 2020
by mmoney8000 November 06, 2015
by Zoobow December 21, 2020