“Bro, my wife’s about to take a clit shit”
“Excuse me what the fuck”
“My son’s about to be born”
“Who the hell hurt you?”
“Excuse me what the fuck”
“My son’s about to be born”
“Who the hell hurt you?”
by zfin87 January 3, 2019
Get the Clit Shit mug.A county fair event where people sit on a raised platform (outhouse) and attempt to shit with enough force to defecate through a literal screen door. Prizes are usually stuffed animals, occasionally goldfish.
by Hotdog10 March 6, 2021
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Get the Dildo shit mug.A seemingly unending flow of diarrhea caused by ingesting contaminated water left untreated after raw sewage flowed from a water treatment plant that was knocked off-line by an atmospheric river.
Kent had an 3-day atmospheric river shit after he made Cincinnati stew at Marc's house during the atmospheric river.
by Hot Franklin January 9, 2023
Get the atmospheric river shit mug.by autmwnd February 25, 2015
Get the dog shit snow ball mug.When you walk into a bathroom and are immediately repulsed by the stink of someone else's feculence and forced to evacuate.
I can never use the bathroom at work, as I have to fill out the Coroners report with the cause of death " Shit Strangled " and may soon lose my veterinary license.
by Xzyhle February 11, 2022
Get the Shit Strangled mug.1. A bad and dangerous situation that puts many people in jeopardy or a calamity of huge proportions.
2. A monstrous turd that smells and will not flush.
2. A monstrous turd that smells and will not flush.
1. The terrible accident on I -20 was some gawd awful shit.
2. I asked my wife for the plunger after blowing out a gawd awful shit! Notify the Navy that my gawd awful shit is being launched into the Potomoc!
2. I asked my wife for the plunger after blowing out a gawd awful shit! Notify the Navy that my gawd awful shit is being launched into the Potomoc!
by Kraski June 8, 2022
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