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Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you

The phrase a person who has no interest in reality tv tells the person who does have interest in reality tv that they have feelings for them. It's a genuinely sweet gesture with no expectation for love making. It's just so that the person will be near the other.
Ashley: "Hey, I know you don't like cooking shows, but there's a finale on tonight. Would you like to watch it with me?"
Michael: "Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you. I'll watch anything as long as I am near you. I care deeply about you."
Ashley: "Wow! Wow! Wow!"
by von groovy June 28, 2024
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MARRY IT I DARE YOU 😭

immediately restorting to marriage as soon as you claim you like something
• someone who marries their favourite things
• someone who dislikes running around the bush
• someone who yells at people I dare you
1. YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE? MARRY IT I DARE YOU 😭😭😭
2. I dislike this thing and have no intention of MARRYING IT.
3. “WHAT. U KNOW HOW TO MARRY PEOPLE..?! teach me.” said richard in curious tone.
by ivanappreciator July 1, 2024
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As long as you can live with it

Judgement is not mine it's God's. I can't guarantee it won't eat at you or destroy your physical appearance.
Kelsey: Hey I cheated on you at a party last night.
Matthew: I don't care, as long as you can live with it.

Kelsey: I know you were making a better life for us but I have a boyfriend.
Matthew: I don't care, as long as you can live with it.
by John Paul the Pope July 1, 2024
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Where cool where you stay!

Where cool where you stay" is a Chinglish expression meaning "Go away and stay where it's cool!" It is used to dismiss someone or tell them to leave and not to bother you.
Person A: Hey, can I borrow your phone for a while?
Person B: No, I need it right now. Where cool where you stay!
by Under The Sun - 999 July 2, 2024
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Fuck you gordon

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
"Fuck you gordon"
"Do you know who ate all the donuts?"
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024
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God blast you

1. (v.) A common misspelling of the word "God bless you".
2. (v.) To blast the listener with God's help.
You are making me cry because of your backstory. May God blast you.
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Do you hear yourself talk

A comeback used in response to someone who is extremely, mind-numbingly stupid.
Dumbass: "Skibidi Toilet is funny and awesome"

Smart guy: "Bro do you hear yourself talk"
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 3, 2024
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