Fuck me with a frosty mop

An expletive used to convey anger about something or someone.

What d'ya mean I've GOT to do it? Well you can fuck me with a frosty mop!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

dumb stupid fucking bitch

Literally the worst person on the planet. They have zero redeeming qualities and absolutely no one can stand them. This title is not subject to gender.

Katy is such a dumb stupid fucking bitch. She pisses everyone off.
Jeremy is the biggest dumb stupid fucking bitch.

by KmojiOnFleek May 16, 2016

National fuck a Mackenzie day

Fuck a person named Mackenzie

It’s national fuck a Mackenzie day so I fucked Mackenzie

by junior3522 October 24, 2019

shut the fuck up boomer

when a boomer says something stupid

Ex1: Boomer: whats minecraft? Gamer: shut the fuck up boomer

Ex2: Boomer: phone bad. Gamer: shut the fuck up boomer

by Jesus Christ is my [removed] October 15, 2019

Wash Your Fucking Hands

A simple reminder to all the lazy people who haven't washed their hands in a long time.

Lazy Person: *doesn't wash their hands*
Germaphobe: NIGGA WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS!1

by ave_scientia January 29, 2020

you fucking suck at life

Is a sentence used in jest or seriousness describing an individual not doing well in life; Especially in the areas of career, love, finances, personal problems and the like.

"look at you man!, you're a fucking wreck: you lost your job, your wife, you are in serious debt, and smoking crack non stop!...I'd hate to say it, but you fucking suck at life!!"

by mackadilly June 4, 2008

Let's go fucking mental

Phrase originating in Britain that is uttered by ravers/binge-drinkers when they are. Usually shouted repeatedly whilst loud electronica/techno/dance/rave music is blaring, and whilst the speaker is raving/dancing

"LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAL, LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAL, LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAAAAAAL!!!"

*smashes glass over own head rendering himself unconscious*

by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 11, 2010