by Geniusesman April 17, 2024

Also known as M.B.F. , Masked Bitch Face is when you look like you are in a pissy mood or pissed off despite smiling brightly due to your mask hiding your smile.
Guy: Damn girl I was only saying you look cute!
Girl: Sorry, this surgical mask gives me masked bitch face every time I smile...
Girl: Sorry, this surgical mask gives me masked bitch face every time I smile...
by King Happo May 2, 2020

An asshole
by thatshortlittleb September 19, 2020

A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.
This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.
by anonymous April 26, 2023

The type of bitch that you could self diagnose upon first glance, one of the highest ranking in the bitch category. If you ever get called a goldbloom bitch and it's not hands on sight then you are in fact a goldbloom bitch.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 4, 2022

a derogatory curse word for girls and women. also means "female dog" in a different context. kind of the thing girls can say but guys shouldn't, as it's offensive coming from a man.
some use it in a positive way, like saying "girl"
some use it in a positive way, like saying "girl"
Person A: I hate Laura! She's such a bitch.
Person B: Yeah, she's always rude to me.
Or:
Person A: Damn, bitch, you're looking snatched!
Person B: Aw, thanks! You're sweet <3
Person B: Yeah, she's always rude to me.
Or:
Person A: Damn, bitch, you're looking snatched!
Person B: Aw, thanks! You're sweet <3
by pitayaturtle October 7, 2023
