burnt my patch

why the fuck did you look this up? it’s obvious. But for the retards with only / brain cells, it means someone burnt an object that is in you possession that is a patch

“He burnt my patch!” “Dude, don’t laser him with an airsoft gun. Cal the cops instead.

by adumbasspotato8628 June 25, 2020

Inflated my tire

When you are sucking someone’s asshole and they fart in your mouth.

“I was going down on my boyfriend’s ass and he inflated my tire.”

by SDPseudoGirl June 25, 2020

My Covida

The person you chose to spend the lockdown period with.

1) After the lockdown, I decided to marry My Covida as we never rowed, and the sex just got better.

2) My Covida drove me mad for the last three months, and as soon as the lockdown ended, I kicked her out the house!

by Sonny Saint June 26, 2020

My self

I wanna kill it

I wanna kill my self

by Child moel ester July 1, 2020

Grinding My Gears

When something is bothersome or a pet peeve.

Jillian: What is bothering you today Jessica?
Jessica: The software Sarah created is really grinding my gears.

by HiddenGem777 September 3, 2020

stick my sock in some soup

when you’re about to clock out and go to bed

guys i’m sorry i’m so tired, i’m gonna have to stick my sock in some soup

or the sock has been souped

by ghostlover3000 September 4, 2020

Smacked my belly

When an individual feels invalidated after being vulnerable with someone else. IE; A cat showing its belly in a stance of vulnerability, only to have its belly smacked.

“I was really vulnerable last night with Kevin when I told him I liked him, but he totally smacked my belly!”

by kate_crow September 4, 2020