HEY YOU GNATTS IN MY COMPUTER SCREEN.... GET OUT!!!!

oops I hope I don't accidentally click "submit"

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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 16, 2024

Cool on you

Cool on you means that you want nothing to do with that person meaning you are done with them

her: I’m sorry I cheated

him: nah bro I’m cool on you enjoy your life

by iopiu July 16, 2024

you used to call me on your cell phone

Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
And I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the city, you
Got a reputation for yourself now
Everybody knows and I feel left out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
Cause ever since I left the city, you
Started wearing less and goin' out more
Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor
Hangin' with some girls I've never seen before

Guy 1: bro
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: You used to call me on your cell phone, right?
Gyt 2: yeah.

by septuagint bambi July 17, 2024

why don’t you just lick the ground

What you can say to (often sexually driven) territorial teenage wanna be soccer players.
-Maddisson Benay Martin

*Becky begins to look at Maddisson poorly hiding her repressed territorial aggression*
Maddisson: “ why don’t you just lick the ground if you want it so bad”

by Maryjanesasshole July 18, 2024

nigga you dumb as hell

alright i can say the alphabets backwards and forwards in just 2 seconds you ready, abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz, zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba, you dont believe me? watch it in slow motion. NIGGA YOU DUMB AS HELL

tyrone: NIGGA YOU DUMB AS HELL

niggaballs

by burgermimi July 20, 2024

The more you sleep, the more you sloop.

Common phrase in Denmark

"The more you sleep, the more you sloop." so Shut the fuck up

by Daneshto July 20, 2024

Thank you bandwagon

The influx of thank you messages sent to a group chat post-party and addressed to the host of the party. Usually a form of virtue-signaling.

*Friend hosts party”
Groupchat after party:
Person 1: Thank you!!!!
Person 2: yes thank you so much!!! it was so so much fun 😁😁
Person 3: thank you for hosting!!
Etc…

Host: man check out these fake mofos on the thank you bandwagon

by Goopygoopty July 21, 2024