Would You Like A Side Of Fucks I Can Give You?

A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong

“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”

by ottertots_ November 11, 2020

You

The smile I love…
I finally saw…
I completely had everything…
Under control…
I am sure you could tell…
Wonder I do…
Did you think it was a middle #2:)
I would have loved that too…

Happy I am…
As a smile I did see…
Even if I did appear a little crazy:)
Guess what?
This crazy one…
Loves you more than anything!!!

by a dream and 💔 January 17, 2024

Who Do You Voodoo, Bitch?

the song from dead island that goes like

"Ha ha ha, you ain't scared. Yet. Things that go bump in the night. Me, Sam B. Heh.

Shrunken heads, broken legs, body parts on the concrete
Cut 'em up butcher style, gators in the swamp
Red light, leave 'em dead, runnin' like a track meet
Scared of nobody, what you motherfuckers want?
Believe me when I tell 'em I'm a boogeyman beast
Leave 'em slashed from they head to they feet
Pin pricks to the chest of a bitch well earned
Cookin' meat, cannibal tryna eat

I got a zombie army and you can't harm me
Who do you voodoo, bitch?
Drink blood like a vampire without warnin'
Who do you voodoo, bitch? Stand up!
Sam B got the thing that go bump in the night

I can say the rest but its too long

Guy: Heard of Who Do You Voodoo, Bitch?

Dead island hater: Is it from the shitty zombie game with a trailer with no gameplay?

Guy:*Laughs in rage mode*

BREAKING NEWS! DEAD ISLAND FANATIC FOUND DEAD! IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON THE KILLER, REPORT IT NOW!

by diet dying light October 13, 2023

Go you athletic teens

what GYAT mean, you probably heard it in the past few months. It means go you athletic teens

Me to the P.E. teacher: Gyat means Go you athletic teens, go scream it at those girls doing squats
P.E. teacher: *goes to prison*

by RougeNat February 1, 2024

when did you learn what it means to reciprocate?

the start of the song tekit.

A: "when did you learn what it means to reciprocate?"
B: "and how much can i be expected to talorate?"

by lovethzzz September 5, 2023

Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation

When you're about to be solo'ing an army and need strength

You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"

Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*

by Fluph February 23, 2025

Laughing at you

Yes. That's what I said a couple of weeks age.

Hym "Correct. They're laughing at you. Because they don't give a shit if your kids get raped and they don't give is shit if I stab one of your kids to death because they didn't force those tech retards to pay me. Because you're not ever going to put a bullet in there head for it. And as long as the number of holes in there head doesn't change, they do not have a single for about anything that happens to you. Not that I do. I'm a psychopath. But I'm not the one who's supposed to care, am I? You don't expect the reclusive, psychopath, genius to care... But you're politicians on the otherhand... I've been threatening to murder your kids for a decade. And to build that AI everybody doing it needs to know for a fact that they were sacrificing your kids lives to steal that theory of AI without paying. And NOW... I might not even have to kill them myself. They could arrest me today and someone could take it upon themselves to bring justice to the world in my name. They'll certainly fuck your daughters in my name. Right Stephen Banel? The only way to guarantee that this works out well for everyone... Is to pay me immediately. And leave me alone. That's it. That's all that need to happen here."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2025