Mirror Shot Core

A cliche of human (or rather, proto-simian being) that enjoys taking his shirt off, taking a picture of himself in the mirror with a cellphone, photoshopping abs on, and uploading the final, bestial product to some form of social networking site (usually Myspace). Average IQ: Lesser than or equal to 90. If a specimen is spotted, the only known remedy is euthanization.

Mirror Shot Core douchebag: OMG LOOK HOW FUCKING DEEP, EDGY, AND RIPPED I AM. *takes off shirt and flexes*

Good Samaritan: ...
*shoots between eyes*

by TeeRyeForce April 26, 2012

Shit in the corner

Annoying shit that needs to be taken care of soon but not immediately.

"Why haven't you taken out the trash yet?"

"Relax women, it's just shit in the corner."

by alsalfai June 18, 2012

Pulling a Corbin

When you insist a 2 year old product that costs half as much as the new model, is better than the new model.

Phil: "My GTX 550 ti is better than your GTX 660".
Paul: "Phil, That's rediculous, stop pulling a corbin".

by arexr November 18, 2013

kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die

(Bonus points if you can tell me where this phrase originated in popular culture): doff me a hat and respect my authority or else...suffer the unpleasant consequences of not doing so.

mother: I am taking over as the Don Corleone of this house; enough is enough. David, you are such a rotten apple. now it's time for you to either kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die. Or you can shack up with your girlfriend and flap your own wings; the ball is in your half court.

David: Since I am too late to save my sinking Titanic, what are the consequences?

mother: you are going to save your sinking Titanic or you can try to flap your own wings.

by Sexydimma February 13, 2014

Choking On His/Her Corn

Excessive vomiting after a night of extreme drinking, prior to which you ate a big meal.

After last nights party Becka spent an hour choking on his/her corn.

by Hera Rose September 7, 2014

protect your cornbread

The presumed need whilst incarcerated to defend ones meal, anal integrity or general well being.

Guy:

"Hey Weev, How will you protect your cornbread while you are being unlawfully imprisoned for doing absolutely nothing wrong?"

Weev:

"I will stab a Ninja that reaches across my plate!"

by wirehead January 28, 2016

finer than corn silk

adjective phrase

1. incredibly hot or sexy
2. i-want-to-bend-you-over-the-desk-right-now sexy

Mona: How do I look?
Dick: Damn, girl, you finer than corn silk!

by Pablo DiAblo October 9, 2016