Clocked your Tea

Accusing someone of something you know they did.

R: OMG, there's a polaroid missing from your wall, you should fill the gap with another picture.
A: Girlllll, I know you stole it.

R: :o
A: Clocked your tea.

by clockedmytea April 6, 2025

Your mom

a hot sexy beautiful amazing powerful seductive woman

"Is that YOUR MOM?? omg she is so hot I wanna 69 her"

by taesrealwife🤨 November 23, 2021

beating your chicken

masterbaiting

“were you beating your chicken to my nudes? lol”

by greasygolffish June 30, 2018

national appreciate your ex day

on november 27 post a pic of ur ex and say why y’all broke up and appreciate them

guy 1: yo it’s national appreciate your ex day
guy 2: ugh fine

by Theguywhoisnice November 27, 2021

Grow your tree

Get a big FAT boner.

You have a small pp go grow your tree

by Edhunt198 May 8, 2024

National Bring your Pokémon (item) To School Day

On National Bring your Pokémon (item) To School day you will bring any Pokémon item to school!

Teacher: Hey! Why do you have your-uhm- uh- THINGY!(Pokémon item )
Y/n: its National Bring your Pokémon (item) To School Day! Check yo urban dictionary 🙄🤚

by ¿DiorMia? September 17, 2021

Your dad

The most awesome person to ever exist on this planet. More awesome than whole grains. Both fish and women adore him. Everyone strives to be like him.

See also: your mom

Person 1: Wow look at him! Is he always this awesome and good looking?
Person 2: Yeah of course, he's probably just your dad!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022