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You Do Use Condoms

Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.
I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?

You do use condoms with your mate?

LOL of course!

Thank fuck!
by RTM 1963 February 25, 2022
mugGet the You Do Use Condomsmug.

Who are you?

How did you get into my house, oh god
Who are you is a saying that-
OH GOD, WHO ARE YOU?!?! HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE, I’M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE
by Clancy1819 August 7, 2023
mugGet the Who are you?mug.

Taxis Make You Fat and Lazy

The mantra held by some people who play The Amazing Race ORGs, it is the belief that using taxis, the fastest but most expensive transport option, will make you soft and weaken you for what is to come in the race, so it is better not to use taxis at all. Also known by the abbreviation TMYFAL.
Were you actually considering using a taxi? Didn’t you know that Taxis make you fat and lazy? It’s scientifically proven. Nobody who taxis leg 1 ever wins the race. It’s a waste of money and it makes your muscles waste away as well.
by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024
mugGet the Taxis Make You Fat and Lazymug.

Fuck you ninjago

He was a fake nigga who should kill himself
That nigga ninjago is hella gay. he a fake nigga. fuck you ninjago fuck you.
by anonymous June 21, 2023
mugGet the Fuck you ninjagomug.

Alabama of you

Refers to acts that are of an incestuous nature.
Person A: Damn I wanna fuck my cousin.
Person B: That's pretty Alabama of you, bro.
by SomeRandomBrit December 11, 2020
mugGet the Alabama of youmug.

Maid You Look!

This is a joke on the singer Meghan Trainor's "Made You Look" song. I will tell more about this, in my example.
What Meghan Trainor, a female singer, decides with her fellow band members, to dress up as maids, and make a "Maid You Look!" maid service? Then they sneak into people's residences, and play music for them! Although they don't clean places, the customers pay them anyways, since they love the songs and music! A joke!
by I'mcrazy April 4, 2023
mugGet the Maid You Look!mug.

You need to kelly

by jj girl gamer November 30, 2016
mugGet the You need to kellymug.

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