Windows NT 5.0

The same as Windows 2000.

Windows NT 5.0 is 2000

by YusufT19 May 12, 2019

Windows XP

The worst piece of shit to exist it only works for two hours thats it then it crashes or doesn't load.

(randomguy27) YO MY WINDOWS XP JUST CRASH AND I CAN'T RESTART IT
(okok) Bro you've been using that computer for 5 years it is a useless piece of shit.

by RUNRUNRUNRUN March 11, 2021

Windows

Windows is a operating system made by Microsoft.

"Hey james, windows sucks, use linux"

by hdsn jkdnasddasdasd June 10, 2023

Windows ME

Shit

The big fat cat took a big Windows ME on the floor (it was also very smelly and windows MEy)

by EveryoneHasThisName May 12, 2021

window dicking

A male who fraternizes sexually with four or more different partners within a short period of time (one week maximum) with absolutely no commitment before or after the encounter.

The only sin is window dicking.

After too much window dicking, it now burns when I pee.

by Chiddlesworth89 July 1, 2017

The President's Window Challenge

A male masturbating and ejaculating out of a window, preferably a second floor window.

"Me and Hunter was doin the president's window challenge when we realized that there was someone below the window".

by Mr. President's Gay May 8, 2016

Windows 20XX

The version of Windows where Microsoft replaces the Windows Kernel is fully replaced by the Linux Kernel and Windows just becomes another Linux distribution with a fancy Windows skin. WINE and Powershell will also be integrated out of the box to try to convince people it is still Windows.

Person 1 "Wow can you believe Microsoft finally made Windows stable with Windows 20XX. I haven't had a blue screen in weeks!"
Person 2 "That's because you're using Linux."
Person 1 "What's Linux?"
Person 2 "BTW I use Arch."

by OurLordAndSaviorTHREE June 25, 2021