Rainbow unicorn

When one homie straps a dildo to his head and helps another homie out with his constipation

John was such a homie, he pulled a rainbow unicorn on my ass.

by anonymous September 27, 2021

Squishy Unicorn

The best bearded dragon ever <3

Person 1: “You want to see Squishy unicorn?”
Person 2: “Of course I do”
Person 2’s mood is now improved.

by Emo#3 November 21, 2021

Hillbilly Unicorn

When Matthew shoots his shot on your chin to look like a sloppy beard, then proceeds to put the tip of his erect penis on your forehead to resemble a unicorn.

Hey Matthew can you do the hillbilly unicorn to me in your backseat again?

by King rcj November 25, 2021

Brave unicorn

Olive.

"I am a brave unicorn" - Olive.

by 4rs4ti0n January 8, 2022

Mongolian Unicorn

When during a threesome you put a suction dildo on your forehead and let one of the other participants ride it

"Dude me, Janna, and brittany had a threesome the other night, I totally pulled a mongolian unicorn on them"

by Freshly Poured Bong Water January 23, 2022

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by the big gay boi December 19, 2021