A phrase used when one tries to multitask, but does somthing so stupid that it ends up escalating all the situations into further chaos.
Anthony thought he could record a YouTube video of his brain surgery. He was holding his selfie stick as he was going under anesthesia. In the middle of his surgery, he dropped the selfie stick onto the doctor, causing the camera to break, and the doctor ended up slicing off part of his brian. Now he cant pronounce words with letter "w". He really decided to eat two birds and a stone with that one
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Did you see that guy passed out on the sidewalk with the pipe in his hand? That's definitely Stone Roxx!
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Contortionist: geez, after a few minutes of flicking my tongue, that Blarney Stone almost poked me in the eye.
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