A Carl that is so stubborn and knuckleheaded and hel bent to get his way, win, or maintain control , that he admits in open court to doing heinous disgusting crimes, but insists that there's nothing wrong with it. They get a small win and subsequently become infamous for their disgusting conduct. They're very shortsighted, and incapable of choosing their battles.
"did you read that case about that dad who admitted to leaving his 13 yo girl with the rapist just so her mom couldn't have her that weekend?"
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."
by Alleged-Leigh July 10, 2025
Get the Carl Tardmug. An individual who relies on corn for primary vegetable intake. More often these individuals are obese Caucasians, reining from the Midwest, who prefer shopping at Wal-Mart while wearing crocs, or toe exposing sandles.
by Cornsonthehouse June 27, 2025
Get the Corn-tardmug. They kept feeding the ball to Dale, but he couldnt keep a hold on it, let alone score a goal, Dale was seriously tarding on the field today.
by Migg83 February 27, 2018
Get the Tardingmug. by Drew Peterson, back the blue July 27, 2022
Get the tardedmug. by florida white May 5, 2017
Get the fuck tardmug. 
to describe a reatard
they probs bi polar
describes ppl who are idiots or morons
or retards
or someone white and trans
they probs bi polar
describes ppl who are idiots or morons
or retards
or someone white and trans
by cuck321 October 12, 2023
Get the tardmug.