I'm gonna suicide

it's kinda joke that teenagers says to their parents to see their reaction and most of time their reaction would be

horrified then the Teenager says it was a joke even though it wasn't

Parents: what are you thinking about son?
Teenager: I'm gonna suicide
Parents: What the No don't do it we love you
Teenager: I'm joking I'm joking

by Someone that's happy November 3, 2023

Hail Satan Suicide

When one person is sitting behind the wheel of a vehicle and a different man is in a mock 69, operating the pedals of the vehicle with his hands whilst balls deep in the driver's mouth.

Instead of a typical suicide pact, me and my bro decided to Hail Satan Suicide into whatever God has predestined.

by Mr. Splashy Pants December 22, 2023

New Jersey suicide

Getting oneself whacked by the mob.

Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.

Luigi was warned that if he fooled around on Mario's turf he would be committing New Jersey suicide.

by Shmoesta December 31, 2023

Dreams Are For Suicide And Nightmares Are For Homicide

Dreams Are For Suicide And Nightmares Are For Homicide

Dreams Are For Suicide And Nightmares Are For Homicide

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

Dreams Is For Suicide & Nightmares Is For Homicide

Dreams Is For Suicide & Nightmares Is For Homicide

Dreams Is For Suicide & Nightmares Is For Homicide

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

Testicular super-suicide

What you say when you see someone hit himself in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's dead

Oh my God! That was testicular super-suicide!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

a nigel suicide speed wank

when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

a nigel suicide speed wank cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025