september

NO SIMP SEPTEMBER

“can you hangout tonight?”

“nah man i’m seeing my girlfriend”

“but it’s no simp September! you can’t simp for this whole month!”

by kingrobert September 29, 2020

September 11th

This day is mostly known for hot cross bun day. But yet people talk about the twin towers like no one cares, those towers got hit by like a plane or something. Remember, when it’s September 11th, just remember to remind people of hot cross bun day.

Random: September 11th is a day to remember

Me: yeah, it hot cross bun day

Random: bro what? It’s the day that the World Trade Center got hit

Me: What do yo mean? Its hot cross bun day. Who cares about some planes going into buildings?

Random: bro don’t talk to me

Me: ok. Happy hot cross bun day

by Epicgamer33 August 8, 2022

September 11

When the best guy in the world changed america forever

Whats your favourite day?
Definetely september 11th!

by Nick hater💣💣🧨💥✈️🏢🏢🔥🔥👳🏻‍♂️ August 8, 2023

September 5

The people with the best hair are born on September 5

“Your hair is amazing i bet you were born on September 5th” “Thank you I was!”

by stupidponey88262774 January 5, 2022

September 10

National liars day. 66% of pathological liars were born this day

Most liars are born on September 10th

by pejeh September 9, 2025

September 5

National slap your friends ass day. It's the day you can slap your friends ass and nobody is allowed to be mad :))

*Slaps ass*
Friend: Why did you slap my ass?
Me: Because it's September 5

by LmaoYourUnlucky September 5, 2022

11 september

kiss a boy/girl

11 september, u gotta kiss some pretty boys and girls

by user6194720492 September 9, 2021