Rusty

If your name is Rusty then you are the most fucking hot guy in the whole lot of assholes in the grade. You go upstairs every day you come home and your girlfriend sneaks upstairs into your bedroom. They strip down their clothes and Rusty holds girlfriend (Abby) BOOBS and the Abby holds onto Rusty's dick. They attack each other and fuck each other on the bed. Just imagine that.

Fuck me in de pussy Rusty

by TheChair64 July 13, 2017

Rusty Armadillo

The act of having sex with a woman while menstruating and then dick slapping her in the back so she hunches over like an armadillo.

I gave my girl such a bad rusty armadillo her back was bruised.

by theguyski April 3, 2010

Rusty Beef Needle

When a man with a thin Twizzler like penis fucks his girlfriend while she's on her period then sticks it in her ear.

DO ME DO ME. I love me some rusty beef needle!

by Blazin Crotch May 28, 2009

Rusty

a stupid wanker who is extremely full of himself.

Rusty is a stupid little git.

by Iorek18 May 26, 2008

rusty axe wound

A female crotch. Also can be said when a female is on their period.

"she has a rusty axe wound"

by sXe Lava May 7, 2003

Rusty Firing Squad

There are a few ways to go about this, but the most efficient is to get directly behind your mate while executing the Rusty Chainsaw. Insert Anal Beads into your partner's stink hole. Place a blindfold over your eyes. Grab the end of the bead strand and pull outward fast in one quick motion. When last bead pops out, so too will a giant shit slug or greasy wet buckshot, which, based on good positioning, should hit you squarely in the chest. A real man takes it to the head.

Man, Rhonda got me good with a Rusty Firing Squad. I'm still picking peanuts out of my bellybutton.

by Luke McCullough December 9, 2008

Rusty Barnacle

A drink that was invented by two residents of Chico, California (at the time, they were known only as TRistan The Terrible and K.C. Dawg) in early March of 1999. A true Rusty Barnacle is made with bottom shelf spiced rum (usually Kings Bay) and generic Dr. Pepper flavored soft drink(usually Dr. Skipper), however today, other types of rum and any Dr. Pepper style soft drink is commonly used. The drink is still common in Chico and has appeared in the Oakland, San Jose, Sacramento and San Diego area's. Recently the drink has become popular in Maui as well.
A person who has consumed many rusty barnacles is said to have "barnacle Breath".

I have never been so wasted, I'm never drinking another rusty barnacle in my life, or at least, not until tonight.

Don't be mad at Sullivan for hitting on your girlfriend, he has a bad case of Barnacle breath

by Eleven Toes MacMurphy June 19, 2010