Ripping on a rig

When your human pup takes a bong hoot (rip), then blows (or coughs) it in your mouth.

Wow Bob sure likes ripping on a rig, I haven't seen Bob in weeks.

by Dickbrains December 15, 2022

Booking a rip

Freight Terminology for when a broker books a load that has a lot of margin

Booking a rip

Sales Rep: "That young feller over there just booked me a ripper the other day"

Female Co workers: "You ever notice he gets more attractive everytime he books a rip?"

Male Co workers: "Bro, he's such a chad man he just booked a rip"

by RipperX December 19, 2022

The Rip and Tear Circumcision

The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child

“You dude you hear that hard metal music?”
“Yes but why is it here in the hospital?”
“There’s a Rip and Tear Circumcision happening upstairs”
“What’s that?”
“The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child”

by HamsterStealr December 23, 2022

Rip Sick

To take the day off work sick, whether sick or not.

Also known as a "Rest in Peace" sick day.

- Hey mate, I had a pretty big weekend so I think I'm going to rip sick on Monday.

- Woke up this morning and didn't feel like going to work so I thing I'll rip sick today.

by shext January 2, 2023

Rip and Stuff

When someone does the action of ripping off a mans penis. Stuffing it through his body, and fucking him invertedly through his anus.

Damnnn shes gunna rip and stuff him if he keeps that shit up.

by Macar0n January 6, 2023

Cactus ripping

Cactus ripping is where a woman’s pubic stubble is so viciously sharp that when a man sticks his dick inside, it pierces right through the condom and into his dick leaving him unprotected and in pain.

Eli rushed to the emergency room after Tammy took him on a cactus ripping adventure.

by Eli Jackhammer April 4, 2023

rip

Originally used as a term to refer to inhaling marijuana, however has come to be used as a universal verb.

That bong rip was nice, mate.

Yo I’m hungry as fuck, let’s rip Chick.
Are we ripping this weekend?
I’m gonna rip the J’s for prom.

by .ADHD April 25, 2023