a divine mythical white substance that is capable of greatly enhancing your physical, mental, emotional, and psychic abilities. consuming mass amounts of it can lead to advanced spiritual awakening, intelligence, and the ability to attract mass amounts of females . more words could be used to describe this legendary substance, but it is so incredibly good that no more words could describe the feeling of consuming rice.
asian person: do you consume rice at least 69,420 times a day?
other person: no
asian person: *proceeds to commit homicide and arson*
other person: no
asian person: *proceeds to commit homicide and arson*
by goofy ahh human being June 1, 2023
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by fyulfyfk February 24, 2009
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by imaguy124 June 26, 2023
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Is a variant of the needle in a haystack phrase. Intended to be used in a derogatory and insulting manner.
Is a variant of the needle in a haystack phrase. Intended to be used in a derogatory and insulting manner.
to try and locate the whereabouts of a fugitive criminal in the big city, is like trying to find a maggot in a rice barrel.
by Baron Neville June 5, 2018
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by Whiggatrigga February 23, 2023
Get the Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test mug.Ask an Asian bird to do some roleplaying in the bedroom, blindfold her, put rice in her snatch, pinch her flaps open to spread her hole, then press you asshole on her cunthole and drop a massive fart, then take off her blindfold and tell her all those little ricers didn't see that coming just like her ancestors at Hiroshima.
Bro, i made sushi with this asian chick last night, we used the Hiroshima rice cooker to make the rice, it made the sushi taste like shit.
by Douwntanal October 30, 2019
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Your premium is likely to be significant if you're a new driver, especially if male and under the age of 30 and driving a rice-wagon.
by deuteronomy January 12, 2011
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