jr islanders

A shit but ok travel hockey team that is better than the Jr rangers

Kid: gonna try out for the Jr Islanders
Friend: oh have fun getting your ass kicked

by ICrackPussy12 September 3, 2021

floating island of garbage

Description of Puerto Rico, by comedian Tony Hinchcliffe during a rally for Donald Trump

Tony Hinchcliffe: I don’t know if you guys know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."

by artist6000 October 28, 2024

Statin Island Trash

A classic New York whore. Skilled in everything sexual.

Jim: I don't go for statin island trash
Tim:your fucking retarted

by Mister732 November 25, 2011

Nazino Island

An island that is made up of Jewish Cannibals. They were sent there by the Nazis in WWII, they eventually died off but reproduced. They also are cut away from the outside world. No one goes in, no one comes out. If you try to go there, you WILL get killed and eaten. They are also behind like 4 , so they don't even know what modern technology even is.

Man: Ever heard of Nazino Island

Man 2: No

Man: Good, it's better if you don't

by Ughhhh12 July 8, 2018

Long Island

Long Island is an overpriced overtaxed ghetto, crime is a constant fact of life no matter how high you build your walls but don’t worry getting a pistol permit only takes 2.5 years. The official past times of Long Island are drunk driving, shopping, sitting in traffic, eating shitty bagels, and returning cans to for money to buy bagels. If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself here leave immediately before your wheels get jacked, but don’t go to fast or you’ll have 43 tickets in the mail from all of the cameras.

Me: I have to bring all this trash to Long Island.
Friend: you mean the dump?

Me: same thing

by PastorRR March 19, 2020

Alcatraz Island Iced Tea

Just take whatever is in your liquor cabinet and make a drink out of all everything and top it with coke.

“I only had a shot left in each bottle so I said fuck it and made an Alcatraz Island Iced Tea.”

by Alcatraz Alcoholic December 7, 2018

Comerong Island

An island nobody cares about south of somewhere unimportant. Basically derives from the words "come" and "wrong"

If you go there its because you are nearly wrong. Locals welcome people who are generally wrong in the head.

Hey did you see that idiot who bought the house down Comerong Island? He really fits in there. That's where all mentally wrong people go.

by Dr knowsmorethanyou September 16, 2020