Got My Money's Worth

The act of releasing one's bowels and masturbating simultaneously. In layman's terms, jerking off and pooping at the same time.

Dude, last night, I may have had the runs, but I totally got my money's worth!

by Duh-Donna October 28, 2008

I got a glock in my rari

A person who has a glock in his/her rari. They also have 17 shots wait no I mean 38.

P1: I GOT A GLOCK IN MY RARI
P2: 17 SHOTS NO 38!
P3: what are these idiots doing on my front lawn again.

by weeeeeeeeeewww October 09, 2022

you got games on your phone?

The very first word your 5 year old cousin will say when he comes over to your house.

+ Mouth full.

You: *pulls out phone to do something*

Cousin: "you got games on your phone?"

by Da Boiiii brooo September 27, 2021

i got 2 phones

2 phones is a meme originating from Kevin gates song "2 phones". The trend usually involves someone on tiktok stitching (replying) a video of someone who says something stupid online (misandrists, sexists, people having stupid takes, etc.) And having a fictional character from a cartoon, anime, video game, or TV show wearing supreme and Gucci. Usually people on tiktok (usually floptok) hate the phrase and make videos crying about it, over exaggerating, and coping. They usually call it homophobic, misogynistic, or transphobic as a way to cope their dumbass takes being clowned on. Which results in them being ratio'd in the comment section.

Dumbass: I hate men and I cheat on ppl daily

I got 2 phones 🗣🗣🗣

by Growndarkevilpack September 02, 2023

you got me fucked up

to misunderstand a person or situation.

friend:i thought you liked big girls so I brought her with me.
me:son, you got me fucked up kid.

(at mcdonalds drive thru and they messed your order up for the fourth time)
me:you got me fucked up if you think im going to sit here any longer.give me my fuckin money back immediately.

by zxulu tha big lip bandit November 05, 2004

Your tits just got milked

A reaction to a funny or good insult

Person 1 "You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering"
Crowd Shouting "ohhhh your tits just got milkeddddd"

by IDFWU BITCH April 20, 2015

You Ain't Got No Pancake Mix

Absurd, stream-of-consciousness phrase used by Zach Galifianakis in a stand-up routine in Luna Park, West Hollywood, California in January 1999. The term has come to be a broader vehicle for closing an argument or putting a speaker off balance. This use can be viewed on YouTube by searching for "Zach Galifanakis Luna Park 1999". The line occurs about about 5:31 into the routine.

From Zach Glifianakis' 1999 Luna Park, West Hollywood comedy routine:

"Why do I sit around Indian-style on my hardwood floor, yelling out to myself, 'You ain't got no pancake mix!'?"

by MrFrankBlack November 02, 2011