Noodle Neck

when a person has either a neurological issue, or a bad drug problem where they can't hold their head up, so their ear rest on their shoulder.

Poor Wilbur is so high, he has a noodle neck!

by Chakra882 April 5, 2022

spilled noodles

basically having orgy with lots of furries and gay men

i just went to spilled noodles, it was a bad experience.

by trollytro1 April 6, 2022

Noodle Toastuh

A person who uses softened 2 minute noodles as a wig perm

Got ass Berger’s off duh noodle toastuh but they were absolute garbage brah /

who’s duh new guy? He’s not new it’s actually so n so but he’s started noodle toastin tuh improve his appearance for duh ladies brah.

by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020

Dumb Curry Noodle

Probably the most creative insult Calum has ever come up with in his entire time on Xbox, it still hurts me to this day.

Shut up you absolute Dumb curry noodle

by Saint gratitude December 16, 2020

Danger noodle

A snake

Me: Look at that cute danger noodle
Random stranger: looks at me weirdly

Me: glares at him

by Jenga_tha_danger_noodle November 9, 2020

Noodle Nipple

A nipple that extends beyond reach

Oh geez my noodle nipple just got caught in the window. (Ouch)

by Renee Griffin November 11, 2020

Pot noodle soup religion

A religion of which Draco Malfoy is the father Damon Salvatore is the son and Peppa Pig is the Holy Spirit

“Bro wats ur religion”
“Pot noodle soup religion innit g”

by Dinosaur.broski November 14, 2020