Nathan

The Noncekage, Leader of the Village Hidden in the Church, the Nonceler, Possessor of the Cat Peen, He Who Touched Jamie's Dog, the Pisser of Ham, Prophet of Weezer, Forger of Stamps, Reason Why All the Paper's Yellow.

Person 1: You see that dude over there?
Person 2: He touched Jamie's dog and dated a 12 year old.
Person 1: Yeah, he's a right Nathan.

by AUTISTIC KNOBHEAD June 5, 2022

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When your lighter runs out of lighter fluid you have “Nathan” left.

by Iamconfusionnn September 7, 2022

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a beautiful boy, he’s funny and so cute he has the best humor there is and I love him so much even tho he told me to kms and he hates me and lwk likes one of my friends he’s so sweet and you’ll fall in love with him, well I did the first day I called him with my bsf. he was so silly and cringe I loved it okay ts lwk cringe but it’s okay cuz he never gonna read this anyway we played Roblox and he asked me to be his gf but now we aren’t tg anymore but it’s been months and I’m still in love with him. HES SO FREAKIN CUTE ABSNAKWJEOWKSNDAJAJAJAJAJASJSJ.
but if I stare at him too long I’ll cry.

Me: he’s so cute ajajaja
bsf:ew
Nathan: I hate that weird bitch

by ann with an E November 13, 2025

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A person who only cares about himself and pretends to care about you and then will just leave. Overall, he a not a good friend to have and you should never trust him.

“Have you heard that girl is dating Nathan?”
“Yeah, what is she thinking???”
“I have no clue but you can never trust a Nathan”

by therealthing_123 April 24, 2020

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