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Clout Mexican

Similar to a weeaboo in that they want to appear to be a Mexican to others, when in reality they're anything but.
You may usually identify these people by what they eat and how they act, most of the time is a white teenage girl who gets offended easily, pretends to be mexican and makes an ass of herself by eating hot chips, speaking in spanglish with grade school Spanish vocabulary.
That bitchass is being a motherfucking Clout Mexican again.
bitch is always like "oh look at me I'm 0.3% mexican"
by mapleint May 2, 2021
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Mexican swordfight

When there is a schlong on either side of a glory hole and they each try to push their schlong all the way through, fighting for dominance and to decide who's is going to get sucked.
I went to the gloryhole the other day and ended up in a Mexican Swordfight
by ButtDartsWorldChamp August 25, 2022
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Mexican Mower

Where You Helicopter Your Dick Out Side While your neighbor makes deep eye contact with you
Friend: Dude Me And My Neighbor did the Mexican Mower Yesterday
You: Whats a Mexican Mower?
Friend: Where You Helicopter Your Dick Out Side While your neighbor makes deep eye contact with you
by JoeyCanTSee December 5, 2021
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Mexican Booth

by BigPPBoy69 November 6, 2020
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mexican coffee

the act of pouring espresso shots into someone’s pussy and drinking it out with a straw
i had a mexican coffee this morning, gave me energy for the rest of the day
by Connie BBC February 10, 2021
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mexican cabbage

South of the Boarder name for Weed
As in i went to Cabo last week with my boys and got blasted on that Mexican Cabbage
by rammh March 2, 2016
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Mexican marathon

A Mexican marathon is when an individual memorizes an entire high school worth of Mexican (otherwise known as the Spanish language) in 1 hour on the day before their exam.
"Are you ok?
"No you fuckhead I just did a Mexican marathon"
"Oh my dearest apologies"
by dabmaster156 March 11, 2018
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