A person with strange sexual urges, fantasies, and behavior involving objects, suffering or humiliation, or nonconsenting partners. Often has a scottish accent.
by :-)))))) August 9, 2008
Get the Dirty Mark mug.**Marks on your underwear left by shit, usually permanent. Caused by Sharting (A fart that turns out to be a shit), also caused by photo finish shits, juicy farts, not wiping completely, and most generally crapping your pants.
**Side effect- buying dozens upon dozens of new pairs of underwear.
**Interesting Fact**
Skid Marks are the most permanent thing on this Earth, no matter how much you scrub they stay. No matter how much bleach you dump on your underwear it doesn't even fade.
**Synonym- Racing Stripes
**Side effect- buying dozens upon dozens of new pairs of underwear.
**Interesting Fact**
Skid Marks are the most permanent thing on this Earth, no matter how much you scrub they stay. No matter how much bleach you dump on your underwear it doesn't even fade.
**Synonym- Racing Stripes
**Dude, did you just shit your pants? You are going to have major skid marks.
**What color where these when you originally bought them?
**What color where these when you originally bought them?
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Damn, Mark was so fixated on the hot stripper at the club that he didn't notice that his barn door was open, and his 7-inch long horizontal exclamation mark was sticking out in front of the whole world!
Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Author since February 2004.
Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Author since February 2004.
by Mark H July 9, 2005
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When a large king cobra slithers through the plumbing system and comes out your toilet while you are taking a dump. It pops its head up between your legs, so that the only option is to grab the back of its head to prevent it from biting you. Next you stand up and fish the cobra's tail out of the toilet and use it to floss your butt with long swift strokes, therefore creating elegantly long poop-streaks on the cobra's body. In addition to saving your own life, you have officially transformed a previously sleek snake into a skid-mark cobra.
What took you so long, did you fall in? No dog, I just braved death on the porcelin throne and ended up making a skid-mark cobra.
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Friend one: I can't believe he hasn't called me!
Friend two: I know! WTF?!
Friend one: Seriously?!
When speaking...Oh my God *questamation mark*
Friend one: I can't believe he hasn't called me!
Friend two: I know! WTF?!
Friend one: Seriously?!
When speaking...Oh my God *questamation mark*
by Abigail_BP November 8, 2007
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