When single (or taken) women and/or gay men stop and stare wantingly and hopeingly at men, most of the time while they are missing some form of clothing or garment, wishing that they had a man just like that to love in more ways then one.
Girl #1: Did you see those shirtless guys playing Ultimate Frisbee over there? They were pretty cute.
Girl #2: You are so totally man-gazing.
Girl #2: You are so totally man-gazing.
by FaazyBear August 23, 2011
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but besides that he is a very sexy, kind of creepy, teenage boy that refuses to touch some grass. we all love him, especially his girlfriend (which we're all surprised he has). he is extremely nice and really knows how to make you feel appreciated.
people also love to sexually assault him by constantly rubbing his penis without consent.
he is also extremely creepy and knows how to make you feel extremely uncomfortable. he is the master of sexual assault and probably has many restraining orders against him. he is a registered sex offender.
anyways, we love pea man. hes funny and kind, creative, makes you feel cared for and loved. Hes my best friend. and i wouldnt be able to live without him.
thank you for being there for me. it means a lot.
but besides that he is a very sexy, kind of creepy, teenage boy that refuses to touch some grass. we all love him, especially his girlfriend (which we're all surprised he has). he is extremely nice and really knows how to make you feel appreciated.
people also love to sexually assault him by constantly rubbing his penis without consent.
he is also extremely creepy and knows how to make you feel extremely uncomfortable. he is the master of sexual assault and probably has many restraining orders against him. he is a registered sex offender.
anyways, we love pea man. hes funny and kind, creative, makes you feel cared for and loved. Hes my best friend. and i wouldnt be able to live without him.
thank you for being there for me. it means a lot.
pea man: just reach inside my asshole and-
everyone: KILL YOURSELF!!
random guy: who is that guy? he seems really fucking creepy.
me: no! thats just pea man! hes really nice once you get to know him.
everyone: KILL YOURSELF!!
random guy: who is that guy? he seems really fucking creepy.
me: no! thats just pea man! hes really nice once you get to know him.
by spermi wermi 42069 May 12, 2022
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Man 1: "Hey, we're gonna go man shopping, wanna come?"
Man 2: "Sure, I need to get a couple shirts."
Man 1: "Great, we'll go to the mall for 15 minutes, pick up our shirts, check out a hardware store for an hour, head over to an electronics store to look around, and finish off by browsing through the sports department."
Man 2: "Sure, I need to get a couple shirts."
Man 1: "Great, we'll go to the mall for 15 minutes, pick up our shirts, check out a hardware store for an hour, head over to an electronics store to look around, and finish off by browsing through the sports department."
by soaringeagles December 23, 2010
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by Milkman Mustache April 17, 2022
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by BeHeMothBoii February 3, 2018
Get the Tan Man mug.A man who is married with children but starts another family with another woman (intentionally) and wants to carry on a relationship with both women as if it is a normal way to live. He has half of his belongings in each woman's house. Sort of like polygamy but with only one marriage involved and one fiance. He likes to spend holidays with both families at the same time. This man is more of a sociopath than a polygamist.
Man that spends his life legally separated from his wife (never intending on getting divorced) while dating and getting engaged to various other deluded women. He cohabitates with both women at the same time.
*This works very easily for a Canadian working in the United States.
Man that spends his life legally separated from his wife (never intending on getting divorced) while dating and getting engaged to various other deluded women. He cohabitates with both women at the same time.
*This works very easily for a Canadian working in the United States.
Mark was married but fell in love with a co-worker so he became a 2fam man because he wasn't interested in divorcing the wife his fiance didn't know he had.
by Marnishka November 23, 2009
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