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Straight white male

A regular person who society all of the sudden decided was the root of all evil. Apparently if you are a straight white male you are a racist. How do they know this? Because of your skin color. (<- which is racism)
Straight white male: “Hi everyone, I hope your day is full of sunshine!”

A certain type of people: “YOU FUCKING RACIST BIGOTED SEXIST BASTARD!!! ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT I IDENTIFY AS “EVERYONE?!” SOME PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO SUNLIGHT YOU UNCARING SWINE!! I HOPE YOURE FIRED FROM YOUR 12 HOUR A DAY JOB YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU FOR SOMEONE WHO ISNT SUCH A MYSOGINISTIC RACIST! I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT THE lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or questioning, Nonbinary, Omnisexual, Pansexual, Panromantic, Polyamory, Transgender, Two-Spirit, Intersex, Asexual, Demisexual, Transsexual, Unsure, Aromantic, Agender, Polyamorous, Gender Variant WILL END YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE!!!”
by MyNameIsCalvin July 18, 2024
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Donda Male

The highest type of male in the hierarchy, there are only 2 Donda’s in the world, one of them being Kanye West. Donda males stand higher than both alpha and sigma.
This guy is just saying Donda Donda Donda over and over again.
I know right, he’s such a Donda Male.
by GreedyNose1034 September 17, 2021
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alpha male

disguised as a police officer, business owner, judge, gym owner, bartender, financial professional, influencer

an alpha male is a mentally unstable dickrider, that would rather obsess over your beta male dick than do anything on his own
this dickrider exerts more energy on me than he does with anything else - what an alpha male
by betamale1947 August 22, 2022
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Papa Male

A male human that transcends the greek alphabet and it's alpha/beta/sigma nonsense.
This guy is in the phonetic alphabet.
He is a Papa male.
The ultimate daddy.
Tom is just so attractive in every way. There is no one like him. He's a true Papa male.
by Papa of the North August 29, 2023
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Alpha male

A guy with a small dick with mommy/daddy issues
Guy: I'ma alpha male
Me: no your just a bottom
Guy: *cry's in bottom*
by I made your mom gay December 27, 2021
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God's gift to males

A female that thinks males are here to serve females, and that if you dont tell a female what she wants to hear or kiss her ass, you deserve to die more than anybody else.
You'd be nothing and go nowhere in life without her, she's God's gift to males. Didn't you know that?
by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021
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Alpha male

No man who calls himself this is an alpha male it normally means he has fragile masculinity and or mommy/daddy issues
Guy: I'm a alpha male
Me: no your just a bottom
Guy: *cry's in bottom"
by I made your mom gay December 27, 2021
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