Mississippi Soda Machine

Flip a girl upside down, open her pussy lips, pour a drink of your choice into her vagina, let it settle, and flip her right side out and suck out that succulent juice of yours.

Rob: Hey kyle did you do anything with Emily last night?
Kyle: Yeah, I gave her a Mississippi Soda Machine

Rob: Nice how was it?
Kyle: Fucking delicious

by canucksboi27 January 25, 2016

Titty sucking machine

This is the nickname for all the fboys out there. You all have mother issues

He’s such a titty sucking machine

by Babyface42069 October 31, 2019

Peen Ween Machine

The object many dedicate their lives to.

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by blastaux September 21, 2020

the pinball machine

When you slip a quarter into a person’s butthole and slap their ass cheeks until orgasm.

I’m going to give her the pinball machine later tonight

by MuzzikA0 March 1, 2021

barneys ultimate buttsex machine

when youre having sex and the dick makes that farting sound while shoving the long plump-ass wiener into the ass. it also will make the cum soak and seap into da anality hole

those sex offenders want a barneys ultimate buttsex machine!

by xX 44100 Xx August 8, 2021

barneys ultimate buttsex machine

It’s like an Anus Soda, But The Soda is Urethra.

What is an Fucking genital Barneys ultimate buttsex machine???

by xX 44100 Xx August 18, 2021

Yellow Fever Time Machine

When an Asian-American woman is approached by folks who assume that they were sex workers or girlfriends during the wars in The Philippines, Korea, Japan, and Korea they are placed in “The Yellow Fever Time Machine.” This phenomenon also occurs when Asian women are assumed to be sex workers from Singapore, Thailand, Cambodia, and Malaysia.

Again, I was asked if I was the prostitute a man fell in love with during his tour of duty in Korea (or Japan, or Vietnam). Just because of my eye shape, men put me in their “Yellow Fever Time Machine.”

by SnowyLuxury November 4, 2021