long hair don't care

Commonly used in tweets by girls as a way to draw attention to their precious locks that they obsessively grow.
"omg, just woke up late for class and I look a mess. Oh well, long hair don't care! #longhairprobs (insert selfie here)"
by keb May 23, 2013
mugGet the long hair don't caremug.
describing yourself, preferably when talking to the ladies.....
Wanna' know how I am?, I'm long and loose and ready for use!
by batman and throbbin' November 4, 2013
mugGet the long and loose and ready for usemug.

long legged cleggy weggy

A pimp is someone who can exploit weak women

a mack is someone who can exploit weak women and men

A mack daddy is someone who can control other macks

A long legged mack daddy is someone who can control other mack daddy's

Long legged cleggy weggy is a play on words as Mr Obama was described as a long legged mack daddy when he ran for president and Nick clegg is running/ran for prime minister in the UK.
Mr long legged Cleggy Weggy

Nickname for Nick Clegg
by longleggedcleggyweggy May 16, 2010
mugGet the long legged cleggy weggymug.
the long boi G๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ†– is a term used for iconic slim Jimโ€™s gang mmmmmmmhhhhhh so tasty makes me wanna suck one off wait fuck Iโ€™m still typing.
Me:Wanna join the long boi G๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ†–?

Friend: Wtf is that๐Ÿ˜‚
Me: Damn you Kyle how can you not know it

Friend: Iโ€™m not like you tard

Me:well Iโ€™m gonna tell you the story on how I entered the G๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ†–
by all_vsco_girls_must_die September 16, 2019
mugGet the long boi g๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ†–mug.

big daddy long dong

When your clapping cheeks you become a god
Yo bro did u see Eric clappin kassidys cheeks. Uh, yea she said heโ€™s got a big daddy long dong
by Roll tide bby May 29, 2019
mugGet the big daddy long dongmug.

Long county high school

A place full of a bunch of retards. That talk shit ran by a bunch of retards. That favor people mostly retards. An endless cycle of stupid people. And retards it's kinda sad. Oh theres also fights with a bunch of really just complete groups of. Niggers, gooks, beaners, honkey's, redneck fuck's and shit talkers.
Hey have you ever heard of "Long county high school" is it a good place? Fuck no it isn't it's full of complete fuckin idiots.
by Meanboi November 11, 2018
mugGet the Long county high schoolmug.
The best thing in the world and definitely better than the football team. Duh
Person1: Hey did you hear the Long County Marching Band at the game last night? They were amazing!

Person2: duh! Thatโ€™s the only reason I go anymore! It hurts to watch the football team play!
by Fandoms.Fries.and.Flute October 17, 2018
mugGet the Long County Marching Bandmug.

Share this definition