Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.

"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."

by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018

underhand bean jam

the act of violently fingerblasting from low to high

my fingers are sore from underhand bean jamming richs mom last night

by carozzi May 3, 2019

Ma’am jam

A traffic jam created by two or more moms who stop to chat in a doorway, oblivious of the crowd behind them.

Shep thought he could make it out of the gym before the concession stand closed, but he didn’t count on the inevitable postgame ma’am jam.

by Dorkmuffin April 28, 2019

rolling traffic jam

When all lanes are moving at nearly the speed limit but stuck behind a line of cars with nobody in front of them. Everyone behind the front line of cars are stuck and unable to pass. Usually happens when a cop is in the front and everyone is afraid to pass them.

Thanks to a cop camping in the left lane I was in a rolling traffic jam all the way to work.

by jwalker8680 September 11, 2019

Peanut and jam sandwich

When your girl is on her period and you shit on the floor and you have sex in the shit and blood

Nan wana make a peanut and jam sandwich with me

by HentaiHeaven October 16, 2019

the fam jam

this is a family where kids pretend to have a family with other students. for example.....my fam jam is.......
auntie Roz, auntie Emma, Sara(me)
rozes kids are.... Taylin, Kurt, Brendan, Cole. rozes lover is Harry Collett

emmas kid is.... Alyssa. emmas lover is Kaden
saras kids are .... Allison, Jaxon, Gabe. saras lover is nobody because she divorced him last year.

the fam jam is messed up because roz fucks her nephew
the fam jam is messed up because these are kids pretending to have kids
the fam jam is messed up because rozes boyfriend is famous and doent know her

by that family life March 12, 2020

In My Jam

The Process of being so focused or in the zone that you don’t notice anything happening around you.

I ain’t even peep her mom calling her phone I was ’in my jam’ clapping her

I ain’t even peep the score. I was ‘in my jam’ cookin y’all boyz

I just needa get in my jam and I’ll be straight

by Northfac3 November 30, 2020