Michael Jackson

The moonwalking, high-heeled, fedora-wearing, sparkly-gloved King of Pop whose voice could heal, whose moves could kill, and whose legacy could fill galaxies. A living legend (scratch that, an eternal one.) Known for turning sidewalk tiles into disco floors, and for asking humanity the real questions like "Annie, are you okay?"
Synonyms: MJ, Applehead (real MJ fans will get this), King of Pop, He Who Defied Gravity, The Gloved One.
Side Effects of Exposure:
• Sudden desire to learn the moonwalk.
• Random “hee-hee!”s in conversation.
• Compulsive glove and/or fedora shopping.
• Deep emotional connection to a man who asked us to heal the world.

"Bro, you see that spin? That was full-on Michael Jackson level!"

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Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson is a demi-god. Percy was one of the most irresponsible demi-gods.

by Shiv is your mom lol February 11, 2022

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Jackson Atw

a cutie but a werido during sex. He says lick all that shit out of my ass.

"Bro i fucked Jackson Atw"
"damn he did say to lick his ass"
"yeah what a weirdo"

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Darius Kasowski-Jackson

Cute, Large, Burnett, Scrumptious, 3 inches

Darius Kasowski-Jackson is a hot and sexy male.

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jackson lowery

Jackson lowery is a man with such power it over throws that of gods. A jackson lowery is a legend among men, a mountain among hills, a daimond among coal. The jackson lowery is the same animal but a different beast apart from man. A jackson lowery is a powerful being and master of all.

I got beat up by a jackson lowery and told him sorry.. as i should.

by Level150Giga April 9, 2024

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