Doing a close is the action of going out at night to a party and one does not succeed in the girls category. As a result, the close will drink away his regrets and mope about asking himself about all the various possibilities as to why he had not succeeded. After much self-deliberation, he will conclude that it's his looks or his intellectual ability. After beating himself up, he will shit himself and go to hospital, waking up stark naked wishing that one day he will be able to overtake his friends and younger brother in succeedinng with the opposite sex.
Maisy: I just parred Jack!
Pippa: Me too, I'm scared he is going to do a close.
Maisy: He's already depressed.
Pippa: just wait until the poo comes.
Pippa: Me too, I'm scared he is going to do a close.
Maisy: He's already depressed.
Pippa: just wait until the poo comes.
by RobYourNob June 20, 2011
by Lol26 May 26, 2017
Camping when playing online multiplayer games, especially third person shooters, such as Call of Duty 4, Halo and Resistance: Fall of Man.
"That bloke's doing a Kenny"
by StarsAndStripes64 July 12, 2008
when a man's belly protrudes much farther than his penis. because his belly stiks out farther than his dink do. (does)
by sarabella July 30, 2006
by AshG2013 October 05, 2019
by Season with dill December 22, 2019
To have a one night stand with a 'lady' you've known for 10 minutes on new years eve, wake up the following morning in a state of amnesia not knowing who/what/where etc. and embarking on an epic 7 mile walk of shame.
by Joey Davis January 07, 2009