Wood

British slang for 'penis'.

Yo I saw monica today and I swear blud, my wood got hard.

by DarkestMan July 5, 2021

Pomp Wood

The best term that has ever been created and immediately forgot. Its Athenian for jew me low why you un back. Makes women explode just hearing the term.

Pomp wood baby

by Jewmelow April 9, 2010

prison woods

A term for a wooded area where gay men like to gather and perform sexual intercourse

Me and John took a trip to “ye old prison woods”

by Stinky leg January 25, 2020

Eco-friendly wood veneer

Commonly used as a part of home design.

Covering it with Eco-friendly wood veneer...

by MrAstronaut17 June 5, 2024

wood stroker

A person who doesn't have a clue about building materials or how to work with them. Often times will gaze at natural defects in a piece of timber trying to outsmart a knot or wayne. May also get so excited about a certain species of timber that they may lick, or possibly sniff the piece of lumber.

Did you see the wood stroker in aisle five? He has been looking for a single piece of cedar for 20 minutes! I think he was even sniffing it.

by Upstate Dude June 17, 2020

laundry wood

when you do laundry in the morning naked and get an erection

“i found a pen in the dryer and got stuck reaching in to get it because of my laundry wood. i called a neighbor to ask for help. they gave me a handjob, and my cum helped me slip out”

by cosmicdreams August 10, 2022

wack my wood

Jack off , masturbate

I'm gonna wack my wood before my parents come back

by ill tom reem October 10, 2013