Mississippi Mud Hop

The act of a male entering a restroom intending to urinate only to discover a dire need to defecate, then reverting to an emergency dropping of the pants and mounting the toilet without turning around. This must all be done midstream.
"Dude, totally went in there to take a piss when, BAM! Hit me. Had to shit. Pulled a Mississippi Mud Hop just in time."
by Shin Wu Crippler February 03, 2012
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montana mud dick

While having anal sex, when the woman proceeds to shit on your dick but you still cum from the warm poop anyway.
Oh man, my wife almost ruined sex last night, but I pulled off the Montana Mud Dick.
by ToolHandle December 04, 2017
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Funny Mud Pee

A vulgar word that derives from Chinese swearing words. The word involves the maternal biological parents of the one being scolded and human excrement (as well as fart).
"Hey, did you cheat on the exam?"

"Funny Mud Pee."
by shrimmmmmmmp November 03, 2022
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funny mud pee

Chinglish, offensive slang.

It sounds like "放你妈的屁" in Mandarin, which means "Stop bullshitting, you motherf***er".

Mostly used when you are contradicting some misleading or fake information about yourself.
by vavavo March 27, 2020
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banana mud slide

The penis penetrates the asshole and then they shit all over him.
Last night she gave me a banana mud slide because I donkey punched her.
by AssilemFlow December 27, 2017
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Michigan Mud Hole

When you are doing anal and your partner shits.
¨Man, I was enjoying anal until she gave me the Michigan Mud Hole!
by darkingEnder May 21, 2019
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Cranston Mud Muzzle

The act of taking laxatives then shitting in a women’s mouth and then wrapping her head in duck tape
The Cranston Mud Muzzle is only for truant professionals
by VanillaSugar69 December 22, 2020
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