Honey Log

A shit so tasty, you want to roll it up and smoke it - preferably lighting it straight out of the anus

Tom: Hey, wanna Honey Log?

Dick: Yeah Ok

(Tom Proceeds to take shit - is tasty)

Tom: Light it up Dick, its all yours.

Honey Log by Party of Lemon Parties January 27, 2010

honey roll

rolling off your partner after finishing intercourse, and accidentally find that you have rolled into a puddle of semen that you had unintentionally fired all over the bedclothes

due to sheer exhaustion, harold unknowingly performed the honey roll on himself after blowing his load for the first time that night

honey roll by mcjerk April 23, 2010

Honey Nut Lame-o's 

Someone or something so lame that they named a breakfast cereal after it.

Mia: "That Trevor guy is so lame!"
Tracy: "Yeah, I bet he ate a big bowl of Honey Nut Lame-o's for breakfast!"

Honey Nut Lame-o's by Hurley1111112 July 14, 2011

Honey-Retard 

(noun); mentally incompetent individual, who unfailingly finds him/herself in sticky situations.

No matter what she does, Bessie is always getting into trouble. She's a honey-retard.

Honey-Retard by Kitten Angel September 16, 2011

honey sandwich

A honey sandwich is when a man puts honey on his genitals and then sticks it into a bee hive

I made a honey sandwich yesterday! And man I got stung like 50 times my dick looks like a baby's arm holding an apple

honey sandwich by Langebang89 October 30, 2013

honey hopper 

A girl who goes through more boys then she changes her underwear

Corey: Hailee has a new boyfriend everyday.
Kyle: What a honey hopper.

Isaiah: True

honey hopper by hnnnnnnnnn March 23, 2016

hanky the horsey 

A person dedicated to being a no life horsey

Wow that person is a hanky the horsey.

hanky the horsey by Jordan lopez-Ariah April 22, 2018