Happy as a man with tits in his hat

Obscenely happy, ridiculously so.

Matt: What's up with you? You look as happy as a man with tits in his hat.
Rich: Is that good?
Matt: Very good.

by Jimmy Lasers February 18, 2009

couldn't find his dick in the dark

Someone who is oblivious, has declining mental facilities, or is simply stupid and cannot recognize obvious things or cannot take on simple tasks.

It's no surprise he gave that gold digger his ATM pin number--he's so dumb he couldn't find his dick in the dark.

by Marcoda December 9, 2011

put his head out of the way

to deal with/kill someone

('to put his' could be changed to 'to put her'/'its')

General: The enemy commander is a threat to our freedom.
Soldier: What should we do, sir?
General: We gotta put his head out of the way. We gotta kill him.

by Firer2009 January 25, 2020

nagito and his love for hope

hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope

nagito and his love for hope is hope

by sjiasnne February 21, 2021

put his books on hold

Sexual encounter with someone.

I’d like to put his books on hold.

by Lake House Getaway January 21, 2018

debris in his fuel line

Cross dresser.

See that dude over there in the miniskirt and halter top? He's got major debris in his fuel line.

by EmptyH October 11, 2008

Jimmy Lost his Shoe

Jimmy Lost his Shoe is another Slang word for An Erection or a horny male.

Oh Guys Looks like Jimmy Lost his shoe.

by SUPIMTESSAHOWAREYOU February 24, 2017