the coochina cave

a specific nest or den built in ones closet out of pillows and blankets used specifally to penatrate or insert a dildo or penis into one or more holes such as, one of two openings in the coochina, or another hole in which the penatration material is wetted to the point of no return the dildo or penis will not emerge from the coochina for 500 years. the coochina bearring human will scream in both agony and everlasting pleasure. under the right circumstances, the dog will enter the cave and create a powerful and shrill burst of noise that will send 42.57 humans into a state of inteanse arousal. they will make their way towards the coochina cave to partake in a massive orgy.

"oh did u here about the time me and my gramma shook the earth from our coochina cave? it was great!"

"oh whats the coochina cave?"

"its a nest where we penatrate in the closet"1

"really? maybe me and u can rebuild that cave and have some fun tonight!"

"nahh, id love to hun, but there's a lot of paperwork u have to fill out before we can hipnotize all those people. plus u dont want me inside u for five hundred years."

by maxorcist May 25, 2025

Bodhis man cave

An area you go to get your Coochie snatched

Girl 1: OMG I WANT MY COOCHIE SNATCHED
Bodhi: Come to the man cave (wink wink)
Girl 2: I wanna go to!
Bodhi: Your all welcome

Girl 1: OMG I LOVE BODHIS MAN CAVE

by damancavemasta June 22, 2025

Spotomous corpus cavernosum

A rare breed of black bass belonging to the spot colony commonly found in the lustful waters of lake Norman, These fish have Coitus at least once a month and usually nest in large colony’s often imitating blue gill beds so they are easily confused by the below average angler

That’s Bream beds over there no hell no them is spotomous corpus cavernosum

by Fishing pro July 2, 2025

Alaskan Snow Cave

Where a man ejaculates (cums) inside of a women's vagina (pussy) during sex then the women sits or straddles the man's face while the man is laying down and performs Cunnilingus (oral sex on the women.

My girl gave me the Alaskan Snow cave last night

by diemsiedoodlecakes November 18, 2025

knocking the bats out of the cave

Having sex with a old woman

Sorry I didn't answer , I was knocking the bats out of the cave.

by T592423 May 31, 2018

Wet candle in a dark cave

Term that explains someone who is so lost that they are beyond return or are very very stupid.

“Man that bitch Sabrina is one wet candle in a dark cave”

by Big Sawse October 22, 2020

Wet jacket in a condom cave

The act of a man performing oral sex on a woman and finding a condom inside of her from the last man she had intercourse with and sucking it out in his mouth.

"I didn't even know she was with another man, until I found a wet jacket in a condom cave!"

by Miss Kitty 13 March 18, 2023