The Brandon Effect

The Brandon Effect is when all or a majority of your previous partners have tried offing themselves before, during, or after the relationship

Person 1: yeah bro all my previous girlfriends have tried offing themselves

Person 2: dam dude that’s The Brandon Effect

by R3ZIT June 30, 2023

Brandon

Brandon has a huge cock ask your girlfriends and don't give a duck about no one BITCH

Brandon fucked yo girl

by Real Bot Fighting Bitch November 29, 2018

Brandon

the type of person to write his own urban dictionary definition to compliment himself

person: yo u write ur own definition?

brandon: "haha no i would never do that "

by koreaNUMBAwun February 9, 2022

brandon

biggest dick ever

damn brandon got that long shlong huh

by brandon’s girl October 29, 2023

Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner

A person considered as an intellectual, however makes questionable decisions.
Shoots blanks, with average aim. Prefers riding silent and slow motorcycles.
Loves to collect corporate branded merchandise to achieve the ultimate homely feel.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner, it's just society knows you could be better.

Be better, don't settle to be Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner

by ForFoxSakesRed February 12, 2024

Brandoning

A sexual act between two males in a truck stop bathroom where they take turns holding each other upside down for ridiculously macho sixty-nine and other unspeakables

I walked into and right out of that bathroom when I saw those hillbilly boys Brandoning!

by Buttonhole Cornholder November 10, 2022

Go Brandon

When you find a MAGA friend and push him to the ground and rip his clothing off, crack his legs back like a dead hen, and put your cock into his ass, get a can of motor oil and pour it all over his asshole and balls and violently fuck him before cumming all over his MAGA hat.

Cmon Hoss, Let's Go Brandon to some Donald Trump video speeches tonite! I LOVE YOU MAN!!!

by Knox DeBoots December 26, 2021