Crust-bone

The noun that occurs when ones penis/boner becomes so encrusted with smegma and fromunda cheese that it is no longer recognizable as a human penis

Also the noun that occurs when having anal or vaginal sex with a women, but after cumming, not pulling out until your penis has been encrusted into the hole and is irremovable

Guy: alright are you ready for this *whips it out*
Girl: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU TOTES HAVE A FUCKING CRUST-BONE!!! IM TWEETING THIS

Dude 1: *talking on phone with friend* hey man we had an amazing night, but I can't hang today...
Dude 2: wtf man why not?
Dude 1: I didn't pull out and we fell asleep so now I got a crust-bone…
Dude 2: oh... That sucks...

by Darnman April 9, 2015

Bone Zone

1) Describes the geographic or emotional area between two people in regards to boning potential (ie. Potential for sex). To be within the Bone Zone, refers to high boning potential, and being out of the Bone Zone refers to low boning potential.

1) My long distance girlfriend lives in a different country, so she is not in my Bone Zone. Therefore, supplementing my lack of boning should be permitted.

2) Dude, Erika and I have transcended the Friend Zone and are now in the Bone Zone. I'm glad she broke up with Josh, because now we can fuck with peace of mind.

by Hannah4Prez May 28, 2018

Froze Bone

When you insert ones penis into a freezer for 10 minutes then insert it into ones orifices (anus)

I put my penis in the freezer for 10 minutes then gave Michelle a Froze Bone.

by TikkleMaPikkle October 23, 2016

Garden Bone

When you are about to plant your yearly daffodils, before you do so you have to 'garden bone' this is where you pour old gritty soil inside your foreskin and a tiny bit in your japs eye, wank and make yourself cum- then use the soil and cum mixture residue to plant your new daffodils.

Hey Jamal you crazy bastard, you can't just plant those daffodils without have a garden bone for fuck sake! Grandad will go skitz!

by Ramonial crumb January 6, 2022

Bone daddy

known as Ainz Ooal Gown is anime character from the anime called overlord

he's the protagonist and usually called bone daddy among anime community

bone daddy gonna rip the empire army apart
bone daddy is so op

by termakbira October 16, 2018

Cooter-bones

Cooter-bones are the small bones in your cooter!

Yes ladies let’s move them cooter-bones!

by Joshylol November 24, 2021

porch boning

To have sex while your parents are sleeping inside the house.

My boyfriend came over, but my parents were inside sleeping. So we had to go for porch boning. sex fucking boning boomboom fulltilt sneaky undercover

by Full Tilt Handlebars September 18, 2016