Total Biscuit

A piece of bread that has been dunked in a toilet

"Oi mate, I'll 'ave a total biscuit" *barman dunks a bagel in the loo*

by buttpainisreal March 31, 2015

home skillet biscuit

Someone or something cool.

Wow, you home skillet biscuit! You're so cool.
That slushie is a home skillet biscuit.

by yo kv June 11, 2006

biscuit tits

Breasts that are desirable for titfucking

Those biscuit tits are ideal for dunking

by JackStalker August 23, 2011

soggy biscuts

a group of men jack off on a biscut, the last to come must eat the biscut

jackie had to eat the soggy biscuts

by halloooaoaoaoao May 5, 2010

Cheddar Biscuit

A pear-shaped, generic looking female of Caucasian descent. Generally the cheddar biscuit has soft, blotchy skin and an affinity for UGG boots.

How does that cheddar biscuit have such a hot boyfriend?

by Mojo Morton November 2, 2011

no stranger to the biscuit tin

a fat wap

cant stop eating

lots of chins

your moms so fat when she wheres a yellow rain coat people run behind her shouting TAXI!

by your mom April 8, 2004

biscuit

(n) A party game in which a pastry is put in the middle of a circle of people, each person then self stimulates ejaculation, the last person to do so is required to eat the pastry. Can also be played with a person in place of the pastry, the looser is required to preform oral sex on the ejaculation covered person

"Dude, that chick looks like a slut, lets see if she wants to play biscuit"

by Lucas March 30, 2004