AIDS Birthday Cake

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.

"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018

kool aids

when you have aids that are cool kind of like freckles

wow man i have dem kool aids

by umm i got dem cool aids February 22, 2018

band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's

by 1Head January 29, 2021

AIDS

fortnite

"fortnite aids"

by I am ur mom February 19, 2022

Beach AIDS

Exposure coupled with alcohol. The body seems to shut down. Can last for extended periods of time.

I've got a case of Beach AIDS

by Doogle33 June 16, 2017

Aids

The nickname for someone named Aiden/Ayden/Aidan

Mason-“have you talked to Aids recently?”

Ashlyn-“I’ve done more than that!”

by Hambernerd April 27, 2022

kool-aid

Slang Hispanic word for someone thats a culo.

Personal one: hey have you met that new guy in our class.
Person number two: you mean Juan , yeah I know him he's my neighbor you should see the way he talk to his mom that vato totally kool-aid.

by oigres one October 7, 2016