Ham For Breakfast

The act of being woken up by a person's bare ass on your face. Usually in the context of a college prank.

Duude, Robbie totally gave you ham for breakfast! That is disgusting!

by MissingRab May 5, 2011

Portable Ham

The best thing ever. Period. Only cool people like that show.

Only the most blessed of people can find it living deep within the murky bowels of that which is 'the world wide wizzeb'.

See; The best fucking thing ever.

'Oh my god there's a new Portable Ham out. I can't beleive his dad died of Cholera!'

'Yeah...and then his mom...dyed of the plague.'

'What the fuck? You poser.'

by Crackotage September 26, 2006

Abra-Ham Lincoln Log

A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.

Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.

by AStrunkMan69 July 4, 2022

Morbius ham

The sexual act of which a woman lights her partners penis on fire before he penetrates her vagina

Eh bro I had MORBIUS HAM with your mother yesterday

by Quantavious bingleton June 10, 2022

southern ham slut

Someone who has sex with a pig upside down in the south, most likely in Florida.

My aunt is a southern ham slut.

by Todd Benson January 22, 2023

ham cookie

A ham cookie is a medical condition that results in an individual testical being extremely flat from a rare birth defect.

Think of a confirmation wafer? Thats essentially what my left testical looks like. They've defined it on the internet as a 'ham cookie'

by Ramey1776 December 14, 2024

Ham and cheese

When a guy spreads his dick cheese to a womens Virginia and then proceeds to mix it through the the loose pussy slices (ham) THEN go’s ahead and eats all the cheese from in between the ham

“As I spread her legs and put my dick covered in cheese all over her pussy, I mixed it up and then ate it faster then I could count to ten.” The ham and cheese is delicious

by The sandwich lovers June 6, 2022