Brandon

A Italian hot sexy boy that has a small shrimp but gets all ladies but some reject him

I’m a Brandon I like pizza

by Ri Ree December 13, 2021

epik brandon

He is the final boss in BattleToads. Ribbit ribbit BLUURG. A delusional specimen. His tongue shoots out for McDonald's and women he can never have. He is a poor individual, but still acts as if he is not. He will never lose weight, never get a date, he just acts bougie, to compensate.

Have you been on epik brandon is trying to confess his love to Silla again

by whydidijustlol June 25, 2025

Brandon

A derogatory term for any random, sketchy bloke. Can also be pluralised to refer to a collection of sketchy rando’s.

Hey check out fucken brandon over there in the baking aisle, what do you reckon old mate's makin’ with all that whipped cream?

by Loxastic October 19, 2024

Brandon

Big dick having ass

He’s 100% a Brandon

by Gwosxjvicidisowjdhf May 11, 2019

Brandon

The big stinky

After I took a shit, I smelled like Brandon.

by Babyboo234 September 13, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is a good guy and a good friend but has been diagnosed with a bad case dandruff and not sure how much longer he has to live pray for Brandon

Hey what’s that white stuff on your head? O I just found out I have a case of Brandon

by Jytrop March 30, 2022

Brandon

To hate on someone or something .

He was so Brandon when he saw that bar-b-que.

by Elcuhhhh October 10, 2021