Brandon

An ass brother you will have. He will always beat you up and scar you for life (literally). He always smells like shit and ever day his hair is all messy. He is short for his age and his type of style for clothing is very bad.

"Damn, Brandon smells like dog shit!"

by Shredxvc January 25, 2022

Brandon

A boulder with hair.

James: Hey, is that a hairy boulder?
Dan: No, that's just Brandon.

by Hasenpfeffer42 August 31, 2022

Brandon

Brandon

Let’s go Brandon.

by November 23, 2021

Brandon

Bitches who fall for girls usually named Taylor, Ashleigh, Kaitlyn, Grace, Abby or Emma.

estas: look it’s brandon!
nana: omg is he falling for them again?
estas: oh no....

by bobthebuilderlovesyou October 28, 2019

Brandon

Brandon has a huge cock ask your girlfriends and don't give a duck about no one BITCH

Brandon fucked yo girl

by Real Bot Fighting Bitch November 29, 2018

Brandon

A sporty, dumb guy who everyone was in love with at some point. Sometimes he's funny, he hangs around the weirdest people and has nicknames for almost everyone. Overall, he's stupid.

"Hey, did that guy just carve his girlfriends initial onto his hand!?"
"Yep, that's Brandon."

by men_hot. March 15, 2023

Brandon

The whole Squid game cast who is also gay

Yo u see brandon in squid games
Yea which one

Brandon likes dudes

by Adam L Nguyen April 25, 2022