platinum penis

Male reproductive organ capable of producing superhuman offspring when introduced into Platinum female organ.

They conceived Superman due to his Platinum penis and her Platinum vagina.

by Bossman_Interpretations January 16, 2017

Penis Reset

Getting your body reset from what it knew so it can move on.

Having sex with someone else for the first time after a breakup.

Giving you someone new and more recent to remember having sex with than your ex.

guy 1: I can't stand her.. but I haven't got laid is so long.. I can't stop thinking about her.
guy 2: Dude, you just need to find someone new and get a Penis Reset.

by buddhafish July 20, 2012

Joseph Penis

Jase's Fuckin Dad

"You lookin Thicc Joseph Penis"

by DADDY SKWOMP May 20, 2019

Penis wrinkle

A term that describes Lazy people they are like penis wrinkles. Someone else has to do all the work to make them go away.

That guy leaning against the wall watching everyone else work is like a penis wrinkle. Soon as all the work is done he will disappear.

by Caveman100 January 25, 2015

Penis-Possessors

A Penis Possessor is a person (doesn't have to be male because we respect the LGBTQ+ community) who possesses a penis. Any person who has a penis, is a penis possessor.

"Oh em gee look at those penis-possessors, so lucky. They don't get periods."
"Damn, those Penis-Possessors needs to complete the homework otherwise the penis-possessing teacher will whoop his ass."

by Not A Penis-Possessor March 25, 2021

Ex-Penis

A term used by people who have undergone surgery to switch from male to female to refer to their former penis.

Guy: I hope I don't get a boner during my presentation.
Girl: Yeah, my Ex-Penis used to do that all the time.

by Dog Ford\ June 16, 2021

Austins penis

Austins penis is so fucken massive that it cant fit in the hole so he will be a virgin his whole life

Austins penis cannot be used

by JOhnnnnndfdfd February 17, 2021