foot erection

The feeling when your foot becomes temporarily hard because you're a lazy prick who just sits in bed all day.

"Whenever I have a foot erection, it makes me hard to wiggle my toes."

by swag9000 January 29, 2023

black footed cat

a cute lil kitty but inside is a big awesome lion

why the black footed cat lookin so friendly and jolly but really it is a big wild baby!!!

by ball destroyer9000 January 31, 2023

Foote

To get so high/drunk that you uncontrollably vomit on yourself.

‘I hit the bong and then I had to Foote so bad later’

by Ganekelioque February 3, 2023

Foot job

The act of wanking off a guy with ur juicy feet innit he nuts a FAT THICK CREAMY LOAD all over ur toes and legs.

“BRO GUESS WHAT”. “What Kyle?” “ THIS SEXY BIRD CAME OVER LAST NIGHT, AND WANKED ME OFF WITH HER FEET!” “ Damn, that’s so lucky” “ I KNOW SHE WAS TOTALLY A FOOT JOB GIRL!”

by Toe fucker 1239 February 25, 2023

foot finder

a place that creepy people use to stare at feet

Justin bieber was caught looking at the app foot finder in his free time

by leilani12345 February 25, 2023

Shot himself in the foot

Shoot yourself in the foot. It is a term that means someone did something stupid that resulted in hurting himself. It comes from the Old West when people would carry guns in holsters that could accidentally discharge at the wearers feet.

Vlad shot himself in the foot when he invaded Ukraine.

by ALT.MN March 9, 2023

banana foot

a disease you get on your foot. It turns them yellow and you get banana like bruises.

Doctor: "i think you have banana foot. Im sorry."
man: "holy shit bro"

by crazy diseases March 15, 2023