Bread Jesus

A man born from Glutensgard that gives bread to the peasents. He is very powerful, and is a CFT Legend. He is the founder of Yeastianity. h t t p s : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = 3 n u l w J n T A M Q.

Peasent: "Yooooooooo, it's Bread Jesus! Thank you Bread Jesus from the generous gift of the bread."
Bread Jesus: "np"

by GANDU by Bad Lee Rix January 02, 2023

Moldy Bread

A bread that hasn't been on discord that they have started to mold.

Ruggy: Holy shit Moldy bread is back
Moldy Bread: Ya so what

by TheBreadY December 29, 2018

Bring home bread man

The person in a household that makes the most money.

Sally makes $20/hour while Kurt makes $13/hour so Sally is the bring home bread man.

by Big Mama 69 August 17, 2021

Bread Face

The face a white person makes when passing somebody in the street.

Hey! Stop pulling that bread face and smile properly!

by igigig June 29, 2023

The bread is rising

What to say to an aroused woman with a yeast infection.

Woman: My pussy is destroyed, why am I still horny?

Man: The bread is rising...

by H4XOR13 May 02, 2024

Bread guy

Bread guy is overwhelmingly corrupt and he also smells of rotten fish. Secret is a bottom feeding submissive squeaker.

Person 1: Bread guy is corrupt.
Person 2: True dat
Person 3: wtf don't say that
*Person 1 and 2 block Person 3*

by TheGuy51 August 03, 2020

Bread guy

Bread guy is a fucking dumbass, he's my arch nemesis and he's evil as shit, he mains banhammer, who the fuck does that

Niko: Yo bro Bread guy? more like breast guy
Toast guy (me): so true bro

by Toastguy999 March 01, 2024